Review on HORNTOP Rubber Duck Bike Bell - Squeeze Horn with Loud Quack Sound, Cycling Light 🦆 Cute Rubber Duck Toy for Toddler Kids Girls Boys Adult - Bicycle Accessories & Car Dashboard Decorations by Kofi Wills

Three issues with this product deserve attention. The duck came quickly, but apparently a pacifist. Once mounted to my bike's handlebars, it refused to fire until it "beeped", and even then it never hit its intended target. Even with (relatively) cheap ammo, it wasn't profitable to train this duck for marksmanship. Also annoying is the lack of lift from the pivoting wing mounted on Duck's helmet. Regardless of horizontal speed, lift was negligible. I hoped to fly up to 88 miles per hour, but I couldn't. Given its near-ground accuracy, I can only imagine the devastation of shooting a duck from above. And finally the "simple" problem. When activated, the light is only visible to aliens. Each use seems to draw the attention of Greys, Nordics, or Lizard Men. I turned off the lights to avoid unnecessary guiding questions. The swim test was a complete success. Recommended for ages 18+.