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Uganda, Kampala
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Review on High-top Classic Women's Roller Skates - Four-Wheel Outdoor Shiny Skates for Women, Teens, Youth Boys, and Girls with Shoes Bag by Alejandro Anaya

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Great skates, bad for marriage!

These are amazing roller skates. My marriage was starting to fall apart so I decided to get myself a pair of these beauties. My husband liked the glowing wheels so much he had to buy a pair right away. What I didn't know was the drama that would come with skating. We started going to our local ice rink and I have to say I was a bit like Hermann Munster on skates. I can't believe the skates did it as much as the haircut I just got. (Why would I want bangs again? I know better!) My husband, Merle, rides these things like an angel! He literally brings tears to everyone who sees his Ridge eyes. Long story short, he started skating with that rink regular Misty, and now he says he just wants to "skate" with her. Don't take those skates if you like being married! Her husband will most likely elope with a mad school bus driver like my Merle did.

Pros
  • roller skates and roller skates
Cons
  • protection