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Review on ๐Ÿ’จ Subtle Butt: The Ultimate Disposable Gas Neutralizers - 5 Saving Graces by Brittany Lee

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Not for the faint of heart

These fart pads have fundamental flatulence filtering flaws. When it doesn't work, it farts freely and openly, the aroma is bizarrely dirty. I've fantasized about farting frequently, unafraid of the weird smoke that would follow, but since I can't control my apparent gas, I frown and get annoyed. Forget adultery or fellatio, I can't make friends because of my menacing and fiery farts. Fashion ambulance, I do not think fashion fake is more appropriate. UPDATE: My prodigy has a particularly lazy butt and produces mostly quiet but consistently strong farts. He urgently asked to be allowed to wear a bandage. As a passenger on a long car ride, he spat out gas copiously and proudly. We were glad there were no noticeable or stubborn odors. This product works when positioned correctly and ideally. This was paramount to his proven work.

Pros
  • GREAT GIFT: Stockings or a white elephant gift are much better than real charcoal
Cons
  • Out of fashion