So it has a nice compact design, handy bag. But the controller isn't what you think it is; it's not a d-pad, certainly not two! D-Pads emulate sticks on a joycon, so you know. interesting concept! How it works? It's not like this. In Super Metroid, when you go from diagonally right-down to left-down, your character will continue to drift to the right. Do this on the Switch Light Panel and it will work as it should; You drift left, not right. So functionally broken. Not to mention that you plan…