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💨 Subtle Butt: The Ultimate Disposable Gas Neutralizers - 5 Saving Graces Review

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Revainrating 4.5 out of 5  
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4.3
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Description of 💨 Subtle Butt: The Ultimate Disposable Gas Neutralizers - 5 Saving Graces

ODOR FILTER: Activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. It neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don't let any escape around it!. DISCREET: Soft fabric-covered activated carbon pads are thin, discreet, disposable & self-adheres to clothing. EFFECTIVE: Best selling flatulence pad on the market. GREAT GAG GIFT: A waaaay better stocking stuffer or white elephant gift than actual coal. SIZE: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm).

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Revainrating 5 out of 5

Not for the faint of heart

These fart pads have fundamental flatulence filtering flaws. When it doesn't work, it farts freely and openly, the aroma is bizarrely dirty. I've fantasized about farting frequently, unafraid of the weird smoke that would follow, but since I can't control my apparent gas, I frown and get annoyed. Forget adultery or fellatio, I can't make friends because of my menacing and fiery farts. Fashion ambulance, I do not think fashion fake is more appropriate. UPDATE: My prodigy has a particularly lazy…

Pros
  • GREAT GIFT: Stockings or a white elephant gift are much better than real charcoal
Cons
  • Out of fashion

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Holy Grail - Laundry

My flatulence has put a lot of strain on my relationship with a girl. Romantic dinners, movies, and even picnics turned into stinky dates. Over the years, I had spent countless hours in class mastering the delicate, muffled whisper. But the smells of stomach sounds remained irrepressible. These silent horrors became a nuisance at my boyfriend's parents' house last Thanksgiving. A beautifully prepared dinner of turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce became an unwanted threat because of the eggs…

Pros
  • ODOR FILTER: Activated carbon pads filter intestinal odors. It will neutralize any odor that passes through it, so don't let it out!
Cons
  • Not bad, but...

Revainrating 3 out of 5

Revenge of the smell

I, like most people, have been known to quietly yet deadly dust from time to time dust in the office. It's always stressful. You try to look innocent and pretend you don't have a deadly bad smell, but deep down you think they might know it's you. Sweat begins to drip from your forehead while those around you start moaning. You try to hide the panic on your face and blame it on the scapegoat in the office, but they see your fleeting eyes. When you are surrounded by the terrors of what you are…

Pros
  • DISCREET: Cloth-covered soft activated carbon pads, thin, discreet, single-use and self-adhesive on clothing
Cons
  • Non-automatic