
These tools don't just get the job done. You are good at it. My kitchen knives are the equivalent of a Jedi ninja on steroids. I can cut through the core of the earth with just two knives. I know it's crazy, isn't it? I've been sharpening my scissors and shearing porcupines all day and now of course we have a lot of hairless porcupines around but it's worth it. I probably shouldn't say this, but legend has it that I trimmed Chuck Norris' beard with my bone knife. Yes, you understood correctly. Chuck Fucking Norris doesn't have a beard because those straps turned my knives into weapons of mass destruction. enough

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