Review on American Flag Themed Bathroom Novelty Elephant by Andrew Smith

Name: American Flag Themed Bathroom Novelty Elephant
Item: American Flag Themed Bathroom Novelty Elephant
Rating: 3

August 26, 2022

Highly Offensive - Household Items

I would never have bought something like this if my Colombian wife hadn't been denied a Green Card application. In that case, I'll probably buy a box and take it with me when I move to Bogotá permanently. I might even give the consular officer some cookies if he tries to talk me out of giving up my American citizenship at the American Embassy. I'm pretty sure it won't come to that, but stranger things have happened (like in 2016).

Pros

FUNCTIONALITY: This fun, heavy duty toilet paper roll not only makes a great gift and adds fun to your washroom, it works well and doesn't get dirty or smudged with use. Our funny toilet paper roll is also great for pranking friends and family. 100% Natural Wood - 3 Ply Roll

Cons