Review on Chef Craft 5 Quart Colander White by Chris Doe

This MFer leaves NOOOOO water. It's all gone. There is no merging. You don't have to whistle either. It's just that direct gravity exhausts this evil maja. A pot full of pasta? Did. Now it's spaghetti. Would you like to wash vegetables? Do this. Mosanto chemicals will wash away in no time. Worried about the end of days? This MFer will suck the evil out of your soul. God willing, when the time comes to meet my Maker, I'll be holding a Bible in one hand and this magnificent kitchen utensil in the other.