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Review on πŸͺ” 14-inch Decorative Barrel Brass Helm Crusader Helmet by SZCO Supplies by Leslie Wilcox

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Coconuts don't grow on trees

This magnificent helmet saved my life. Alas, I was a knight errant cast out by my cruel master. I went in search of the spiritual chalice, but soon disaster struck. My helmet was stolen the night I was staying at a local hotel. Shortly thereafter, my squire left me and took the coconuts with him. "How am I supposed to get through now?" I thought. Not that coconuts grow on trees. I've been lucky enough to drop a pair of swallows next to me. I'm not sure how this happened, but I suspect they had a piece of tree bark that they turned into. unimportant. I was distracted. The most important thing is that I beckoned the mighty Reven to me, and immediately a new helmet appeared, and I defeated the French. I made YOU dads smell like elderberries! Seriously, but an amazing product. I would buy more but I know I don't have to.

Pros
  • New to my collection
Cons
  • I vaguely remember