Review on 🍶 Retro 1950s Stoneware Salt and Pepper Shakers Set by Rob Allen

I bought these with very high hopes that they would help me solve an old existential mystery regarding non-dual reality. I've often wondered if salt was put in a pepper shaker and pepper in a salt shaker, would the universe know, react, or even care? Will my friends leave me? Will life as I know it end? Now I can tell you that the universe doesn't care if you call pepper salt and salt pepper with these fancy shakers. However, I found that we ended up with a president who lost the popular vote and stole the White House with the help of Russia. Was this the universe's answer to my stupid experiments with reality? The time will show. I emptied the indicated salts and peppers, washed them and put them in the indicated containers, and only then realized that the jars themselves are completely illegible - only the lid indicates the contents. Brilliant and deceptively manipulative design! So use shakers as you see fit. But be careful which vertex you place where. If you confuse "S" and "P" that could set us back another 100 years culturally and politically. Aside from being able to destroy human society as we know it, these make excellent salt and pepper shakers. Enjoy!