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Review on High-Performance Max 500G Big πŸ”₯ Max Propane Torch - 500,000 BTU by David Tadder

Revainrating 5 out of 5

No more magnifying glass for me

The anthill decided to declare war on me. His emissary decided to bite my ankle while I was taking out the trash. That was the shot that started the great battle of Hill 23. I hooked this bad guy up to a propane tank and fired up the blower. The roar of the cutting volume of burning gas was impressive. I prepared this anthill, well done. After the ground was scorched and my opponents vanquished, I returned to my former life in quiet contentment. I revisited the mound the next day to recall the struggles of my youth, but found that it had been restored and the bodies of my enemies were gone. The ants were clearly preparing for a counterattack, which I could not have fought off. So I went to my local hardware store and bought something really spooky. While the fire was effective and, to say the least, fun, these opponents needed something more permanent. I blasted this mound with 1 gallon of the most powerful insecticide money can buy. A tidal wave of poison swept across the land, carrying the bodies of my newly defeated enemies beyond the horizon. Hill was defeated, this time forever. In short, this thing is cute.

Pros
  • Burns propane cleanly and efficiently - no harsh chemicals.
Cons
  • There are doubts