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Review on 🌿 Revolutionize Your Grinding Experience with OTTO: The Ultimate Electric Smart Herb and Spice Grinder by Banana Bros by Susan Park

Revainrating 5 out of 5

friends... are you like me? Do you suffer from debilitating symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder?

Friends... do you look like me? Do you suffer from debilitating symptoms associated with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) caused by US Army infantry service in the jungle, desert, or somewhere far, far away when you were young and stupid? So are you constantly surrounded by dark and mysterious forces that you just can't explain? Do you need the right weapon to keep the beast at bay so you can rest? Well, of course you look like me, and it's funny you say that. Seems like there's been more and more of us lately. you noticed I have made. Friends. Of course, if I have nothing to say to you. Многие лучшие люди говорят … если вы измельчите лаванду, шалфей или любую другую хиппи-траву, которая вам нравится, в пакетик в форме большого конуса (может быть, 110 мм в длину) … и вы должны поджечь этот конус… это МОЖЕТ помочь отогнать тьму for some time. Believe me. But are you worried about... lavender... getting in the cone? So friends, don't be afraid. Otto the chopper is here! I mean... maybe it will help you... you know... unless it works against YOUR specific demons. Use...lavender...responsibly and legally. What do I know about your madness? They can be far, far beyond lavender. how do i look doctor I'm not a doctor. I was distracted. If you're like me, you'll definitely appreciate a device like this that flawlessly and quickly grinds your... lavender... into an organic hemp cone pre-rolled to a large size (like the Raw sells by the 100 at once for $25). Money for Revain and good deals everywhere). Chopper Banana Bros. The Otto Grinder is PERFECT for getting that damn...lavender...into a damn cone. Even if yours is...lavender...sticky for some reason...Easy to use once you read the instructions, watch the video, or just get the hang of it. Easiest way I've found to... grind lavender... and trust me friends, I've tried many ways. Take it from your old Uncle Pete. Buy a Banana Bros. Otto Grinder coffee grinder. Give your demons ass for a few hours, burn some... lavender... as needed. All the best people ALSO told me something else. Apparently this is good for weed too. He has IT for that. Available in stores and at Revain or elsewhere. No cash on delivery (is that no longer relevant?) What?!? Do I look like I'm selling things? I don't know how people sell things. no I do not know. Maybe they still accept cash on delivery, I don't know. Just buy that damn meat grinder. It is great. PS - This is a legitimate review. i love this shop I just wanted to try my hand at an old radio commercial that just kept getting weirder and weirder. That thing is really cool. I have not been rewarded in any way for being an apostle of his magnificence. a while. :) Like any good American, I'm always open to bribery.

Pros
  • Inspires confidence
Cons
  • Out of style