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Review on 🧀 SubZero 16024 Snowbrush and Ice Scraper Combo with Ice Ripper Technology - 21" - Available in Various colors by James Wonsley

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Destroy icicles on an epic scale

I used to buy pathetic ice scrapers like the Ice Bulldozer and the Klondike until I stumbled across this arctic tool of havoc. I used to be insulted by my neighbors, disrespected by my kids, and ignored by my wife, but after purchasing the 22" Ice Ripper, my confidence was restored. My neighbors mow my lawn all the time, my wife cooks dinner every day for me.on my return home with ICE RIPPING at 5:00 p.m., as well as an alternative dinner in case I didn't like the first option and my kids started killing themselves out of fear and awe of the power I'm getting now coming straight from ICE RIPPER .I no longer work in my day job as I have given up the useless existence of an accountant and now claim my new title ICE SLAYER.You can continue your miserable existence among the common people if you wish , or you can rise to the powers of the gods and join my new 22" ICE SCRAPER on Mount Olympus as the pinnacle of humanity!

Pros
  • Durable Test Results
Cons
  • Safety